So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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