I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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