I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
jump out the window naked night went bad
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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