She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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