Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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