i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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