I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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