just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just tell him i said nine months
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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