Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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