just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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