Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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