were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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