We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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