Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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