im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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