I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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