Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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