Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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