if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
