Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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