I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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