return my video game
We won't sleep together?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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