I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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