It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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