I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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