how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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