And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you would pick up someone in the library
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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