The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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