I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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