your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Randomize
