Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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