I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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