you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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