drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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