it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
