You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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