im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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