SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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