Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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