what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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