Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Mom said you looked used
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
this is an emotional support booty call
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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