why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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