I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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