Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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