Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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