Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Randomize
