Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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