Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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