You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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