oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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