Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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