At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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