He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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