I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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